Dil ka ego update 11

Tabhi karishma bhi boli ki 

Karishma - haan me bhi. Isse janti hu jatan 

Ladka ,- karishma yeh ladki h 

Karishma has padi or boli 

Karishma ( haste huye ) ,- areee waah bhaiya acha hua aapne bata diya  nhi toh mujhe pata hi nhi chalta 

Fir jatan boli .........

Abb aage..

Jatan - aree yeh teri bhen h( jatan ladke se bolti h )

Ladka - haan meri or avyush ki  

Jatan - mtlb ????

Tab me bola 

Me - aree tu kahani sunn toh tujhe pata chaljayenge saare mtlb

Tab tk chandu plate le aya tha or mene or karishma ne Maggie 2 plate ki 4 karli thi 

Jatan( mnn me ) - meri Maggie ke hisse krdiye or mujhse phucha bhi nhiii

Par usse pata nhi kyu yeh baat vo soch toh gusse se rhi thi pr usse bhut acha lg rha tha  usse khud nhi smjh arha tha ki yeh kya h 

Ab me aapni kahani sunane laga 

Me - toh me train me tha train subha chandigarh station phuchi or vha se me ek auto rickshaw me apne college campus ke liye nikla 

Almost 1 ghnte me hum vha phuche jab hum campus gate pr phuche vha sab ek auto ko dekh ke bhut ajeeb trah se dekh rhe the vha khade gaurd ne bola ki kha jana h mene unhe bataya ki me STUDENT hu mujhe andar jana h 

Toh vo mujhe ese dekh rha tha jese usne bhoot dekh liya hoo usne auto ko andar jaane diya 

Jese hi auto andar gya vha mene dekha parking me ek se bhadke ek mehngi cars or bike lagi hui thi sab ese chamak rhi thi jese heere moti saari gadiya 20 lac se uper ki price ki thi kai toh modified ki hui thiiii bhut shaandar  esa lg rha tha jese kisi car exibition me aya hu me college ke management building ke bhaar auto rukvaya or auto vaale ko bola aap 10 min wait kriye me abhi aya 

Me apnaa document bag leke building me gya 

Me andar gya toh bhaar bhut saare STUDENTs auto ko gher ke khde hoke usse dekhne lage auto vala bhi hairaan tha ki yeh kya horha h 

Ab andar ki baat 

Me andar sabse pehle jo cabin tha usme gaya or vha staff se phucha

Me - may I come in sir

Vha jo sir the  vo - yes come in 

Me - sir me new admission hu jiska name lottery me aya tha

Sir meri baat sunke khde ho gye 

Sir - tum yha 

Me ( excited hoke ) - yes sir me yhi phuchne aya hu ki kya kya formalities krni h or forms kha se lene h or sir hostel ka bhi phuchna h 

Sir ( zorse bole haklate huye) - pehle apne documents dikhao or marksheet

Me - yes sir haina  ye ligiye

Mene unhe apne saare documents diye or vo unhe ek ek krke bhut gaur se dekhne lage

Me mnn me  soch rha tha itne gaur se kyu dekh rhe h acha SHYD

Date of birth check kr rhe honge 

Sir ne document dekhe or fir bole tum 10 min wait kro me abhi tumhe saari information deta hu or vo yeh bolke cabin se jaane lage toh mene unhe kha 

Me - ok sir 

Sir - ha ha tum baitho me abhi aya

Me - sirrrrrrrrrrrrrr , mere documents toh dedigiye 

Sir mere documents sath me leja rhe the 

Sir - beta vo vo inhe me tumhare form ke sath stick krunga na esiliye lejarha hu 

Me - haan sir pr vo orginal h mere paas Xerox haina vo le jaiye 

Sir bhut sochte huye mujhe mere documents diye or Xeroz copies leli

Fir vo chale gye 

Almost 15 min baad vo aaye or unke hath me mere documents ki Xerox nhi thi naahi koi form tha

Mene sir se phucha 

Me - sir form fill hogya mere signature nhi lagenge kyaa 

Sir  bole 

Sir - nhi form fill nhi hua actually jab me yha se gya toh copies mere hath me hi thi pr dusre cabin me thoda paani fela hua tha jisse me fisal gya or tumhari di hui copies fat gyi 

Me  - ooh sir apko chot toh nhi lagi are.you alright ? 

Sir bole - nhi nhi zyada nhi lgi I am fine 

Me - chalo acha hua 

Sir mujhe ghur ke dekhte huye bole - me gir gya Esme kya acha hua 

Me - aree sir aap gire vo nhi aapko mene mere documents ki copies di vo acha hua agr aap original hi lejate tohh Xerox ki jagha vo kharaab hojati 

Or fir pata nhi kab dusri marksheet banke ati

 

Sir neeche dekhte huye - acha ese haan theek hi hua

Me - sir ligiye dusri Xerox mene pehlle hi 4 5 copies karva li thi documents ki

Sir - dekhte huye bole tum toh bhut hoshiyar ho

Me - nhi sir bs safety ka thoda dhyaan rakhta hu acha sir vo form or hostel 

Sir ne apni table pr rakhi table bell bajayi or ek admi under aya 

Sir usse - esse addmission form dedo or saare documents usme attached Krke  laake mujhe do or esse hostel ki formalities puri krvado

Tab vo admi - sirrrrrr hostel 

Toh sir bole - haaaan hostel thoda tez me 

Me samjha nhi  ki kya hua pr mene socha koi nhi

Fir me uske sath chlaa gya mene usse unka naam or sir ka naam phucha 

Toh usne apna naam laalu bataya vo vese peon tha pr saare kaam Krna janta tha or un sir ka naam satish tha 

Mene sab formalities puri ki or saare forms fill krne ke baad mene unse phucha ki hostel kha h toh unhone mujhe bataya  me bhaar aya building se toh unhone mujhe ek I'd di thi mujhe yeh sab kaam me 30 min lg gye the me bhaar aya toh dekha auto ke aas paas bhut bheed thi toh me gya auto ke paas 

Or vha dekha toh sab auto ko ese dekh rhe the jese koi ajooba ho

Mene autovale se phcuha uncle kya hua sab ese ghur kyu rhe h toh unhone bola ki pata nhi beta jabse tum gye ho tabse log dekh rhe h ese

Mene vha khade ek ladke se phucha kyu bhai aap sab ese kyu ghur rhe h

Toh uss bheed me se ek ladke ne phucha kya tum es auto me aaye ho or mere hath me id dekh ke bola ki kya tum STUDENT ho mene kha haaa

Me hi aya hu or me hi STUDENT hu new admission mera addmission lottery ke through hua h ( yeh sunke sab shoked the or has has ke jaane lage )

Fir me bhi auto me baitha or hostel ki taraf gya vha 

Vo hostel bhar se kisi alishaan hotel se kam nhi tha esa lg arha tha kisi 7 star hotel h 

Me hostel ki building me gya toh vo puri khali thi vha koi nhi tha ek insaan bhi nhi bs mene vha awaaz lagayi hello hello  auto bhaar hi khada tha me vapis auto ke paas gya toh phiche se ek watchmen aya or auto ko dekhne laga fir usne mujhse bola 

Watch men- yha kyaa kr rhe hoo

Me - me new admission hu mujhe hostel me room chahiye esliye yhaa aya hu

Watchmen -( mujhe dekhte huye uper se neeche) hostel me rahoge

Me - haan , kyu aap ese kyu bol rhe ho or yha koi h kyu nhi 

Watchmen - koi bhi student yha ka es hostel me nhi rehta yeh khaali hi rehta h 

Me - esaa kyuu hostel toh itna acha lg rha h kya koi kharaabi h or Students yha nhi rehte toh kha rehte h 

Watchmen - apne mehnge  ghro me rehte h ........

To be continued......