Dil ka ego update 2

 Dil ka ego update 2​




Ladki- jesa bhi h tu jatan bula skta h or mera naam chhodo tu apna bata ab ki kya h or kya kr rha tha vha or kya preshaani h jo itna sochke ke hatho pr gussa nikaal rha tha

Ladke ke muh se hasi gayab hojati h

Ladka(dheere se)- mera naam AVYUSH VARMA

Jatan - Avyush acha bata kyaa baat h

Avysuh - lambi story h time h tere paas

Jatan - chalna bata bhi ab ....



Abb aage​

Ab kahani as Avyush chalegi


Mai- yrrr me Madhya Pradesh ke ek chhoti city ka kuch zyada hi aam sa ladka hu

Jatan( beech me rokte huye)- abee itna shuru se batayega kyaaa..

Mai- vese tujhe janna hi kya h

Jatan - yeh bata vha kya kr rha tha or kis baat ke gusse me ghum tha ki apne hatho ki chutney bana rha tha

Mai - me vha 1 min tumne apna naam kya bola

Jatan- areeee tu abhi tk naam me hi atka hua h Yrrrrrrr mera naam h jataneshvari raano kumari urrf jatan

Mai - areee tu jatan h or tu ladki h

Jatan - haan huuu me ladkiiiii tujhe kyaaa

Mai - aree tu hi h kya vo boxing coach ki assistant

Jatan - haan me hi hu kyu nhi ho skti ( gusse me)

Mai - me vha tujhe hi dhundne gya thaa or mujhe lga tha ki jatan koi ladka hoga

Jatan - pehli baaat ek baar or mere naam se mera gender judge kiya toh muh tod dungi tera or dusri kyaa kaam tha mujhse bata varna chai pee or nikal yha se

Mai - sorry pr mujhe koi fark nahi padta naam or gender se mujhe toh bs boxing competition me participate krne ke liye tumse kaam tha

Jatan - uske liye coach se milna hoga mujhse nhi me bs form collect krti hu or vese ab unse milne se bhi kuch nhi hoga form submission ki date nikal chuki h or selections bhi hogye h

Mai - esiliye tumse milna tha pata chala ki tu sir ka sorry ki assistant h

Jatan ( ghurate huye ) - toh

Mai - mujhe us competition me participate Krna h kese bhi tu sir se baat Krke kuch krskti h

Jatan - nhi ab kuch nhi hoskta selections bhi hogye h

Mai - ladka mujhe kese bhi kraa de tu jo kahegi vo krunga bss mujhe us competition me part lena h

Jatan - har saal hota h competition next year try krna or vese bhi abhi tu competition ke liye fit nhi lagta or lgta nhi h ki tune koi training li h

Mai - vo me dekh lunga pr mujhe abhi hi participate Krna h esi saal or vese bhi 1 month h abhi competition me me fit hojaunga tab tk or seekh bhi lunga

Jatan - oyeee yeh na CBSI ( college for best students of India) hai

Yaha na best students aate h india ke or competition ki respect krni chahiye humare college ke boxing champions ko international championships ke liye bheja jata yha students jo 6 7 saalo ki training leke bhi haarte or jeet te h tum ek mahine ki training se compete krega unse jaa bee mazak Ke liye time nhi h mere paas

Mai ( gusse me ) - ha ha ha ha kaahee kaaa CBSI THIS IS NOT COLLEGE FOR BEST STUDENTS OF INDIA

This college is only for rich students of india

Only ameer logo ke liye h yeh college bss sirf unhi bachho ki izzat h yaha bhi or yeh jagha bhi bs logo ke paise or marks pr unhe judge krti h

Jatan - kyaa kehna chahte ho

Mai - kuch nhi mujhe bs participate Krna h kisi bhi haal me

Jatan - it's impossible

Mai ( chilake ) - then make it possible for me I will do anything for it just make it possible

Jatan - par tujhe participate Krna kyu h itna kya important h

Mai ( gusse me) - kyuki mujhe izzat chahiye naam chahiye

Jatan - mtlb kya h tera

Mai - tum janti ho me yha kese aya hu

Mai - me vo lottery vala ladka huu jo yha galti se agya h

Jatan - galti see

to be continued....

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Dil ka ego update 1

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