Dil ka ego

  Dil ka ego update 13 Me us ladke se - tum theek toh ho lagi toh nhi  Vo ladka mujhse - han yes I am fine thank you for your help Me - its ok , vo seniors h toh esliYE ragging kr rhe the  Mujhe bhi giraya tha abhi or fir intro ke naam pr chaplusi karva rhe the Ladka - acha ............... Abb aage   Ladka - hi mera naam amar h amar singhaniya  Me usse hath milane ke liye hath aage bhadate huye - hi mera Avyush varma  Pr usne hath nhi milaya kyuki uska right hand stick me tha jiske support se vo chal rha tha  Vo mere hath ko dekh rha tha  Tabhi mene turant apna right hand phiche lete huye or left hand bhadate huye usse kha - sorry  Fir humne hand shake kiya toh vo kuch udaas sa lg rha tha toh mene  Usse kha - tumhe pata h ulte hath milake dosti ki shuruaat hona ka mtlb humari dosti bhut pakki hogyi h Meri yeh bAat sunke vo muskura deta h Fir achanak hi vo idhar udar dekhne lgta jese kisi ko dhund rha ho Tab me amar se bolta hu  M...

  DIL ka ego update 12 Watch men- yha kyaa kr rhe hoo Me - me new admission hu mujhe hostel me room chahiye esliye yhaa aya hu Watchmen -( mujhe dekhte huye uper se neeche) hostel me rahoge Me - haan , kyu aap ese kyu bol rhe ho or yha koi h kyu nhi  Watchmen - koi bhi student yha ka es hostel me nhi rehta yeh khaali hi rehta h  Me - esaa kyuu hostel toh itna acha lg rha h kya koi kharaabi h or Students yha nhi rehte toh kha rehte h  Watchmen - apne mehnge ghro me rehte h ........ Abb aage Me - mtlb ghro me kyu hostel acha nhi h kya koi problem h Watchmen - phichle 15 saalo se band h koi Student hostel me nhi rehta  Saare students flats or banglows me rehte h Me - pr vo sab toh yhi ke rehne vaale honge na jo STUDENT bhaar se padne aate h dusri cities se unka kya vo kha rehte b Watchmen - sabhi bade or shaandaar flats or banglows me rehte h or jo bhaar se aate h vo 5 star hotels me  Me ( mnn me yeh shyd naya aya hoga yha tabhi ese bol rha h varna konse stud...

  Dil ka ego update 2​ Ladki- jesa bhi h tu jatan bula skta h or mera naam chhodo tu apna bata ab ki kya h or kya kr rha tha vha or kya preshaani h jo itna sochke ke hatho pr gussa nikaal rha tha Ladke ke muh se hasi gayab hojati h Ladka(dheere se)- mera naam AVYUSH VARMA Jatan - Avyush acha bata kyaa baat h Avysuh - lambi story h time h tere paas Jatan - chalna bata bhi ab .... Abb aage​ Ab kahani as Avyush chalegi Mai- yrrr me Madhya Pradesh ke ek chhoti city ka kuch zyada hi aam sa ladka hu Jatan( beech me rokte huye)- abee itna shuru se batayega kyaaa.. Mai- vese tujhe janna hi kya h Jatan - yeh bata vha kya kr rha tha or kis baat ke gusse me ghum tha ki apne hatho ki chutney bana rha tha Mai - me vha 1 min tumne apna naam kya bola Jatan- areeee tu abhi tk naam me hi atka hua h Yrrrrrrr mera naam h jataneshvari raano kumari urrf jatan Mai - areee tu jatan h or tu ladki h Jatan - haan huuu me ladkiiiii tujhe kyaaa Mai - aree tu hi h kya vo boxing coach ki assistant Jatan - haan ...

  Dil ka ego update 1​ Ladki use uthane ke neche jhukti or uske chehre pr hath maar ke use uthane ke liye oyee....uth...oye Krke hath maarke dekhti h pr vo nhi uthta fir vo paani leke aayi h or khade khade hi uske face pr bottle palat deti h . Ladke ke chehre pr paani padte hi voo uthne lagta or hosh me ajata h chilake jhatke se aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...... Krke uthke baith jata h or chilaa ke phuchta h konnnn hhhhhhh Abb aage Ladki- pehle tu bata tu kon h or yha kya krha tha Ladka ( ladki ko ghurte huye gusse me)- tune mere muh pr paani kyu dala. Ladki- kyuki tu soya nhi hua thaa behosh hogya thaa Ladka man me kuch sochte huye sir jhuka ke Zameen ko dekhta rehta h Ladki- abeee baat kyaa h tu kr rha tha yaha or bhai tu vhi h kya jisme car race jeeti thi . Ladka - haa me hi hu Ladki - ab uth bhi jaaa yhi pr smadhi banayega Ya batayega bhi ki kya kr rha tha yha Ladka uthta h Zameen or apne hath rakh ke or dard se chila ke vapis hath uper leke Zameen pr baith jata h Ladki ( usse dekhte h...

  Dil ka ego update 11 Tabhi karishma bhi boli ki  Karishma - haan me bhi. Isse janti hu jatan  Ladka ,- karishma yeh ladki h  Karishma has padi or boli  Karishma ( haste huye ) ,- areee waah bhaiya acha hua aapne bata diya  nhi toh mujhe pata hi nhi chalta  Fir jatan boli ......... Abb aage.. Jatan - aree yeh teri bhen h( jatan ladke se bolti h ) Ladka - haan meri or avyush ki   Jatan - mtlb ???? Tab me bola  Me - aree tu kahani sunn toh tujhe pata chaljayenge saare mtlb Tab tk chandu plate le aya tha or mene or karishma ne Maggie 2 plate ki 4 karli thi  Jatan( mnn me ) - meri Maggie ke hisse krdiye or mujhse phucha bhi nhiii Par usse pata nhi kyu yeh baat vo soch toh gusse se rhi thi pr usse bhut acha lg rha tha  usse khud nhi smjh arha tha ki yeh kya h  Ab me aapni kahani sunane laga  Me - toh me train me tha train subha chandigarh station phuchi or vha se me ek auto rickshaw me apne college campus ke liye nikla...