DIL ka ego update 12

Watch men- yha kyaa kr rhe hoo

Me - me new admission hu mujhe hostel me room chahiye esliye yhaa aya hu

Watchmen -( mujhe dekhte huye uper se neeche) hostel me rahoge

Me - haan , kyu aap ese kyu bol rhe ho or yha koi h kyu nhi 

Watchmen - koi bhi student yha ka es hostel me nhi rehta yeh khaali hi rehta h 

Me - esaa kyuu hostel toh itna acha lg rha h kya koi kharaabi h or Students yha nhi rehte toh kha rehte h 

Watchmen - apne mehnge ghro me rehte h ........

Abb aage

Me - mtlb ghro me kyu hostel acha nhi h kya koi problem h

Watchmen - phichle 15 saalo se band h koi Student hostel me nhi rehta 

Saare students flats or banglows me rehte h

Me - pr vo sab toh yhi ke rehne vaale honge na jo STUDENT bhaar se padne aate h dusri cities se unka kya vo kha rehte b

Watchmen - sabhi bade or shaandaar flats or banglows me rehte h or jo bhaar se aate h vo 5 star hotels me 

Me ( mnn me yeh shyd naya aya hoga yha tabhi ese bol rha h varna konse students hotels or banglows me rehte h essee behas krne se acha kaam ki baat krta hu ) 

Me - ohk theek h aap mujhse batayiye yha hostel me koi staaf h

Watchmen - staaf h pr koi ata nhi h 

Me - toh ab mujhe room kese milega ya me kya kru kisse baat kru aap kuch bata skte ho

Watchmen kuch soch hi rha hota h tabhi vha ek admi ajata h jiss dekh ke watchmen good morning sir kehta h 

Vo admi. Auto ko dekh ke hairaan hota h or watchmen se phuchta 

Admi - yeh kya h auto yha kyaa horha h 

Watchmen - sir yeh ladka yeh auto leke aya h 

Watchmen mujhse - yeh hostel ke incharge h ( us admi ko dkhe ke watchmen bolta h

Me un sir ko dekh ke 

Me - good morning sir sir me new admission hu or mujhe hostel me room chahiye 

Sir - hostel me room chahiye kyuu

Me - sir kyu mtlb muje yha rehna h esliYE

Sir - mujhe dekh ke bole - tum kha se aaye ho 

Me - sir me vo STUDENT hu jiska naam lottery me nikla thaa apko pata hoga shyd   

Sir - achaaaa , toh tumhara yha koi relative nhi rehta jiske tha tum reh sko kyuki hostel me koi Student nhi rehta yeh humesha khaali hi rehta h 

Me - sir pr kyu kya koi problem hostel me jo koi nhi rehta

Sir ke paas koi answer nhi tha vo chup the toh me hi bola 

Me - sir mere yha koi relative nhi h mene college ki site pr dekha tha 

Vha hostel ki details bhi di thi toh 

Sir - acha acha tumahare paas hostel allotment ka letter h 

Me - yes sir yeh ligiye 

Sir ne letter liya or pada 

Fir bole - sir - theek tumhe room dedete h pr yha koi or student nhi rehta kya tum akele reh loge yha 

Me ( mnn me ) - ajeeb h koi STUDENT kyu nhi rehta bhoot voot h kya ya koi or baat h kya kru Han boldu Haan boldeta hu dekha jayega jo hoga 

Me - yes sir me reh lunga koi problem nhi h

Sir toh theek h fir vo watchmen ko keh mujhe room dikhane ko bol dete h or saaf safayi karane ki bol dete h 

Me sir se phcuhta hu fir - sir yha mess kha h uska bhi card banvana h 

Fir watchmen or sir mujhe dekhte h  

Or sir bolte h - haan mess ka bhi toh dekhna hoga 

Me ab bhut zyada confuse tha naa students hostel me h mess ka bhi yeh ese bol rhe h chal kya rha h

Me sirse - sir kya college me mess nhi h

Sir - haiiii prrrrrr.

Me - prrrrrrr kya sir 

Sir - vha koi Student khana nhi khata yaa toh sab canteen se khate h or raat ko sab apne ghro me

Me - sir fir me kyaa kru 

Sir - abhi apna samaan rakhlo room me or yeh mera card h thodi derse 

Ya me watchmen ko bata dunga tumhara khane ka kya Krna ya tum mujhe call Krke phuch lena 

Or mera no. Save krlena koi problem hoto call Krna

Me - ok sir 

Sir - vese tumhara naam kya h 

Me - sir avyush verma

Sir - ok ok Krke chale gye

 Fir vo chale gye vha se 

Mene fir auto se apna smaan nikala auto vaale ko paise diye or usse Ravana kiya fir watchmen ne mujhe ek room dikhaya jo thoda chhota tha or lights off thi toh smjh bhi nhi arha tha bhut gnda bhi nhi tha andhera us room me koi window nhi thi

Mene watchmen s e kha koi esa room nhi h jisme windows ho 

Watchmen kyu 

Me - aree window hogi toh hawa aati rahegi na ghutan nhi hogi 

Toh fir usne mujhe dusra room dikhaya jo 2 floor pr tha usme windows thi fir usne us room ki lights on ki vese toh vo kaafi gnda tha pr vo room kya room tha bhut bada tha. Ac laga hua tha bed tha or room me hi washroom tha vo mujhe kaafi acha lga mene kha yeh theek h yeh saaf krvadoo

Toh watchmen ne kha thodi der me saaf hojayega mene kha toh me apna samaan yhinrakh deta hu or class h ek 12 bje aaj pehki orientation ki toh abhi 11:30 hi hua h me class lelunga 

Watchmen ne sir haan me hilaya or mene apne bag se ek t-shirt nikali or change krli vahi or nikal gya

I'd card leke 

Me mn me agr washroom abhi saaf hota toh me nahake chala jata ab esi jana hoga chalo koi nhi pehla din 

Me jaarha tha college ki building ki taraf bhut saaree students the sab ek se bhadke ek stylish kapdo me ghum rhe the or sab audi bmw esi gadiyo me aaye the bikes bhi bhut mehgi or modified lg rhi thi 

Finally college ki building ke samne khada tha or usse dekh rha thaaa

 CBSI BUILDING WHITE COLOR KI THI PURI BHAR SE TAJ MAHAL JESI DIKH RHI THI ME MN ME BHUT EXCITED THA 

Building ke andar jaane ke liye entrance pr kuch stairs thi me jaldi se andar se usse dekhne ke liye andar jaarha tha mene pehli stair pr per rakha or uper chadi me jese hi dusri stair pr per rakha sunddenly mera per ek rassi me fasa or me dis balance hoke gir gya mujhe bhut tez lagi

Meutha toh kuch log has rhe the mene dusri taraf dekha toh kuch ladke ek bmw ke ass paas khade the or ek ladka bmw ke bonut pr baitha hua tha or uske hath me thi vo rasi usne black goggles laga rakhe the hath me ek black ghadi thi or bonut pr ese baitha tha jese uske baap ki zameen ho or uski hi gaadi ho or has rha tha kaafi achi personality thi uski body bhi achi thi  

Me unlogo ko dekh rha tha or apne sar ko dabake jhaad rha tha kyuki girne se sar stair pr lga tha 

Tabhi gaadi se tikkar jo ladke khade the UNMESE ek bola 

Ladka - oyee herooo pehla din haina toh college bhi mandir jesa hi hota h sar sidi se lagake hi chadna chahiye 

Me uski baat sunke sirf khada tha usse kya bolu yhi soch rha tha tabhi UNMESE dusra bola 

Dusra ladka - ohh new admission haina toh intro nhi dega kya boss ko

Tab vo bonut pr baitha ladka tedi hasi hasta h or apna ek hath dusre hath pr ghumane lgta h jese apne muscle dikha rha ho

Me unke paas gya 

Or bolne hi vala tha kuch usse pehle hi UNMESE ek ne mere gale me latke I'd card ko khecha jisse me bhi aage bhad gye or mera gala dabne lga or fir vo us card ko pass se dekh ke bola 

Ladka - AVYUSH VARMA BUSINESS STUDENT 1ST YEAR

Or fir jhatke se card chhod dete h or me phiche hat ke theek se saas leta hu 

Tb vhi ladka bolta h  

Ladka - chal boss ko slaam kr 

Me - boss???

Ladka - yeh humare boss h sunny merha yeh college inka h 

Me - pr yeh college ke founder toh British gerat lock the 

Or ab yeh college ab government chalati h

Ladka - humne bola naa yeh college inka h toh h slaam kr inhe zyada knowledge mat jhaad

Me (mnn me ) - senior honge ragging kr rhe honge chhodo kyu inse bhidu pehle din hi college se bhaar nhi jana slaam Krke nikalta hu

Me usse slaam krta hu or bolta hu goodmorning sunny sir

Vo mujhe dekh ke ignore krdeta h 

Me dusre ladke se

Me - ok sir ab me jau 

Ladka - bhut jaldi smjh gya smjhdaar h kaafi haa jaa 

Me vha se jaahi rha tha mene 4 stairs chadi hi thi mujhe us ladke ki awaaz aayi 

Ladka vo apne boss se bol rha tha - boss vo dekho ek or bakra

Mene phiche dekha toh ek ladka arha tha pr vo shi nhi tha uske hath me stick thi vo teda chal rha tha ji haan uska ek per shyd kuch problem thi uske right per me vo hath me fasne vali stick ki help se chal rha tha 

Chela ladka - boss ab lule lagnde bhi padenge humare college me 

Iska bhi intro lete h 

Vo ladka stair chad rha hota h or tabhi vo ladka 

Rassi kheech deta h jisse faske vo stick vala ladka girne vala hota h 

Par me uska hath pakad leta hu or uss girne se rok leta hu 

Vo ladka abhi smbhsl hi rha hota h us time vo boss or chele mujhe ese dekh rhe hote h ghur ke 

Chela apne boss se - boss esne toh us langde ladke ko bacha liya 

Sara maza kirkira hogya

 Or yha mee sambhalne me help krta hu or usse stairs chadke uper leke jata hu 

Me us ladke se - tum theek toh ho lagi toh nhi 

Vo ladka mujhse - han yes I am fine thank you for your help

Me - its ok , vo seniors h toh esliYE ragging kr rhe the 

Mujhe bhi giraya tha abhi or fir intro ke naam pr chaplusi karva rhe the

Ladka - acha ...............

To be continued 

 

Ruko ruko kha jarhe ho itna wait krvaya h toh apke liye 

Ek chhota scene or h

Jab me us ladke ko leke building me ajata hu tab vo ladke or unka boss

Chela 1 - dekhna padega esko humare kaam me taang adayi haina Esne

Boss - haste huye dekh lenge chuza h sala 

Tabhi unke paas ek ladka doud ke aata h 

Boss boss bolte huye unke paas aake ruka h

Chela 1 - aage bolega ya boss boss hi krta rahega bhosdike

 Vo ladka - boss vo agya h 

Chela 2 - kon agya h chutiye pura bolna 

Vo ladka apni saas ko smbhalte huye - voo voo lottery vala ladka

Boss - kyaaa 

Ladka - haa bosss or pata h vo auto se aya tha college me 

Or vo hostel me ruka h 

Boss mnn me sochte hh kuchhh

Vo kese agya .........

  To be continued.........